"They ran out of bibles."
"High ROIs, low click through rate. What's your conversion strategy?"
"You can't bring that. The general is Alaric."
"THE FIRST VIKING ANTI-FROST GIANT HEATING BLANKET"
"spotted this guy while out slaughtering nonbelievers in the name of the good king richard, +5 crusade dog lol"
"I said we will walk through a 'peat bog.'"
"the cat-sitter had to go to a paintball birthday party"
"Soldier on right: No one below 18 years is allowed here. Soldier on left: But, children's learning capacity is at its peak between birth and 6 years! Soldier on the right: I am glad he could decide on his career so early!"
"She wants to give birth in America."
"This is great. Have you ever considered a job as an empathy coach? I heard they were hiring in the land of Ambots."
"Thank you for your interest. 'Yipping and piddling' is a great idea. Fantastic, even! But for this next village, we've decided to go a different way. We'll keep your résumé on file."
"Yeep! Yeep! Yeep! Gerda: warrior terrier..."
"Name him anything but Brett Favre."
"Stop it, Larp."
"Your sex tapestries have been stolen."
"I liked your Cisco Kid lunchbox better."
"Darn it Dan! Why'd you bring your dog to the reenactment? 'You said I could bring a friend' and...? So you brought your dog...? Please clarify 'Well I had invited all 928 of my friends on Facebook and none of them even knew who I was'"
"It's called the United States and they want to know if we are rapists."
"Arghh hey arent you ready for battle, The Tarziz are coming North westat Us. Do you have sword for my emotional support puppy, he turn's into a roaring lion in a fight. Answer:Arghh"
"I distinctly said....Pre-pare...thy... front-al... att-ack."
"Look at you, boo-boo! Ah-boo-ba-boo! Ah-bee-boo-bla-bloo! Ah-boo-ba-boo!"
"Why the pup, Tent?"
"So I said to Astrid 'NO!! I don't want Microsoft knowing anything about us!' and she replied with 'For Fanden's teeth, it's not important!!!' So I flattened the bastard and installed Windows ME."
"( I ) like (Happiness) and (FUN) not (DEATH)"
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