"Damm! The Fight! They are more stupid than you said!"
"OMG!!!!!! I think I just saw a ghost,I saw this dude on telly last night and now he's here in the full outfit from the bullfight,and I keep hearing bells!!!!!!!"
"MOM!!... He says he has only 10 minutes to live and doesn't want to die a virgin... Elsie... How many times have you heard that line?"
"She loved me for the dangers I had passed, And I loved her that she did pity them."
"I,am so (tired) of all this (confusion) . if our 'Ancestors could see the world 'now' they would say 'is this a movie.'? or what???"
"Then I remembered the words of George Santayana 'Wisdom comes by disillusionment'."
"Sword of Damocles, shmord of Damocles. I'm voting for Trump. U.S.A! U.S.A!"
"Perhaps you know my work? David Hide Pierce?"
"I hate drones. I hate the Travel Channel."
"DORIS, THE KIDS GOT AHOLD OF YOUR GINSU KNIFE SET AGAIN."
"And I'm naming that moron's orbit after you, Veronica!"
"Rare, Medium, Well-Done, Our relationship is DOOMED. My near demise lets me tell you... 'you're always been such a cow'."
"ALL LIVES MATERR - Let's put down our arms, nobody can breathe.....IT STINKS!!"
"matador more like matadont"
"Was there a bone in that soup?"
"His new body mods offended Sally. Her delicate sensibilities did not allow for one to desecrate ones temple in such a way. She went on Freep.com to voice her concerns about the atrocities she has witnessed and made many friends in the process."
"Venus descabello tops are a feminist false flag. I defecate this dishonesty; mainly the meadow metaphor medacious misandry misdirected misogyny miserere mei moo."
"Do you feel a tingle when you see OBrahma?"
"I know it's too late, but I can't resist. For the cartoon of the man with a rocket strapped to his back: 'I'm a big fan of Elton John.'"
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