"Cannonball cannonball Cannonball cannonball cannonball cannonball Cannonball cannonball!"
"Oh. He is doing an imitation of Laurence Fishburn's career."
"BUFFALO JUMP!!!"
"Looks like someone put on a few pounds. He's probably Gehenna sink 'til he hits the bottom."
"I guess the club started letting in yak-people."
"I SAID 'EVERYBODY:' CLOVEN AND UNCLOVEN."
"LeRoi had not considered the weight of the water his costume would absorb when he decided to not install an escape zipper. With great sadness we publish the last cartoon we have of LeRoi living out his dream - 'Master of Disguise'."
"That is community policing."
"I guess no one warned him that the pool was filled with sand."
"How ya feeling? Hot Hot Hot!!! Jump in the line! Rock your body in time."
"Kombucha...suckers!"
"Wrap party DORIAN GRAY"
"Those are the gayist goggles I've ever seen!"
"Now watch me nae nae."
"Presidential Candidate Networking Sessions on the voters dime on the voters time Service provided at minimum wage Most profits benefits entertainment budget Pending Government Shutdown"
"Lactose tolerant swim."
"I'm not sure that The Civil Rights Act of 1964 (Pub.L. 88–352, 78 Stat. 241, applies to THIS situation!!"
"#waterbuffalo, #funny, #poolclub, #latergram"
"I am so happy we can have a huge party. All my friends and pets are here to have fun. We have a lot of games and treats. Please enjoy our party."
"Classic dive name #29: 'The... I have a question, who farted?'"
"After hearing Justin Bieber's newest song play on the radio (yet again) at the community pool party, the Yakkity Yak, who can't swim, decided he'd rather just not talk back anymore."
"I think Hades is trying to compete with 'Cool Pope'"
"Can you believe that this is our same little girl who got stage fright on Letterman?"
"Caption #1 : 'Bull Down' #2: 'The Bull Takes a Dip' #3: 'Head to Toe Swimsuit'"
"(Gasp).. My iPhone!"
"Geronimooooooooooo killed my father (Please don't actually publish this, Colin, I'm not sure whether Geronimo ever killed a bison. Or is that a buffalo?)"
"HOT BEEF IN THE POOL!"
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