Thursday, November 5, 2015

Contest #492 (10/5/15)


"This was not my idea of 'tackle box.'" 

"What role are you going to give me in your shark movie, Mr. Spielberg, now that I have joined you on the casting couch?" 

"I didn't think you liked fishing rather than sex."

"you know what i'm fishing for, dave? you not being a piece of shit. and look. look at the line, dave. it's slack. you not being a piece of shit does not exist in this vicinity." 

"I'd love to get my feet wet in a bubble bath." 

"'Fishin', You're not catching these 'beauties' tonight, I have a Haddock!"

"OMG! We might get a girl hun!" 

"Thy rod and Thy reel they comfort me."

"OK, huckleberry friend. Let's check around the bend."

"Which one of the Beatles caught a salmon? You're trying for crab?"

"I said I was a fisher OF men." 

"Chips ahoy!"

"The Marvelettes were clearly mistaken."

"No, when I want you pretend to be Gavin McLeod, you can't pretend his rom-com was called 'Boatel'!"

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"Sustainability Becky. I draw the line to endure."

"For Best Results Try Flicking It With More Aggressive Wrist Action."

"THE STORK HAS GONE TO MYTH HEAVEN."