"They were big and golden and glowed in the dark and we rode mighty stallions until He joined the Monnonites."
"Plan was for a mass transit system, but after the archangels blew everyone's money gambling on the market God had to redirect the funds to bail them out. My bike's chain slips all the time, but that damn Sariel's Bentley has got to be maintained."
"Bread and wine! Bread and wind! I'm so sick of bread and wine!"
"I was in the Crusades, what did you do?"
"Don't tell anyone, but I stole this bike from Jeb."
"'hey joe' 'yeah paul' (paul) 'why are we riding bikes heaven' (joe) 'because of all the tolls'"
"We had to give up flying because, up here, gassing the geese wouldn't do."
"So much for sharrows."
"BIKE ARE THE NEW BLACK."
"We should have gone with Butterfield and Robinson."
"...Still wearing those eye-glasses, up here, Frank? Just to reassure, per our 'Heavenly Memos', you WILL NOT fall through the clouds, and DIE!...MOST ESPECIALLY, during play time!"
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